March 2012
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not-quite-normal:
baysalt replied to your post: How old are you?
sit, child. let auntie niki tell you a story. a story called “the eighties”
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Sometimes I wonder if I had accidentally ruined...
nicolascagesempai:
superkianagalaxy:
didneyworl-no-uta:
I mean
LOOK AT HIM
It’s TOM PRESTON
good god
I left him
“I heard you lost your job at Al’s toy barn.” on his page
lets see what he does
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funfunfunlovelovelove asked: What's up - Just wanted to say tight blog! I may use some of your content for my blog later if that is OK.
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the-hashrap-beatdown ha risposto al tuo post : You know I think it might just be PMS but I really…
): Do you need for me to draw you a manly and amazing me hugging you picture with lots of explosions? Cause I’ll do it
It doesn’t have to be that specifically haha but you can draw me a picture if you want ;3;
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You know I think it might just be PMS but I really feel absolutely miserable right now and I wish it would stop because I’ve been feeling so happy over the past couple days and I miss that.
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unpoopular opinon
I don’t like the name Raoul. Like at all. That is a terrible name.
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wenbys:
gigglemonster / living-death:
Daniel...
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I am Katie, the Internet MD.
Hear me r0ar.
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rise-above-the-haters ha chiesto: I don't know who...
joshishollywood: I am all that is and all that was
I am the moon and the sun
The alpha and the omega
The calm before the storm and the fury during
I am the fire and the temptation
I am you
Your darkest desires
Your secret fears
Your self doubts
Your personal failures
And I am all you can never be but will aspire to do so anyways
I am death
Yours
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msmommabosco:
When I place my legs in a cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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Actually I guess if you think about it using my laptop while it’s plugged in is, in theory, just as dangerous as showering.
…I can’t…unplug my computer though…because the battery doesn’t work…
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Actually I guess I could go shower
except it’s storming out and I have a very irrational fear of getting electrocuted by lightning in the shower
no really
I don’t even know if it’s possible but the idea still scares the crap out of me.
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February 2012
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me: so there's this boy and-
mom: a BOY?!
me: yeah..
mom: REALLY!?
me: ...............
mom: IS HE YOUR BOYFRIEND?
me: no-
mom: DO YOU LIKE HIM?!
me: yeah but-
mom: OMG!1!!11! I NEED TO TELL YOUR DAD!!!1!!1!!!!1!
me: .....................................
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me: why do i want all the boys but none of the boys want me
mom: what do you want them for
me:
me:
me: to cuddle and watch movies and eat chips and make blanket forts
mom: aw
mom: i can cuddle and watch movies and eat chips and make blanket forts with you
me: jesus christ
me: you're not a boy
mom: i can dress up like one
me: HOLY SHIT I'M LEAVING BYE
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Real Conversations at my House
Me: Man I am starved after all the nothing we accomplished today.
Mom: Haha I know right? Me too. I think Kris (her bff) got more done today than we did.
Me: Oh really? What'd she do today?
Mom: She planned her own funeral.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Well that's awfully foresightful of her.
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Chocolate-drizzled banana coins are a success.
ouo
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SCREAMS ROXY NOOOOOO
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I love looking up recipes aahhhhhhh.
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We were overstaffed at work and my manager came back to the service desk and said one of us could either go home or go out on register.
I volunteered to go home.
I believe I made the right choice.