Your body is made of the same elements that lionesses are built from. Three quarters of you is the same kind of water that beats rocks to rubble, wears stones away. Your DNA translates into the same twenty amino acids that wolf genes code for. When you look in the mirror and feel weak, remember, the air you breathe in fuels forest fires capable of destroying everything they touch. On the days you feel ugly, remember: diamonds are only carbon. You are so much more.
I hate it when Girl Scouts are selling cookies and I don’t have money to buy them.
Partially because I am honor-bound to support their lesbian, socialist, transgender, abortionist agenda.
And partially because I really fucking love Girl Scout cookies.
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
would you still love me if i had this theme?
the divorce papers would hit you so fast that you’d need reconstructive surgery.
follow my blog, it’s gluten free
Legit can’t stop laughing
me: I’m so full omg I’m not gonna eat for days
me: are those brownies
I thought this said bronies.
I tried to figure out what was funny about seeing a brony when you’re not hungry.
The internet is a horrible place.
please don’t eat bronies
they will most likely taste horrible
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS